its jess!! agaiN!! i had my party and people came and it was brilliant (maybe i will actually write about this properly one day). i had flowers and mix cd and picnic on the beach! which was beautiful beyond words. i also passed my scooter test so now i can legally run you down on my vespa. RUN YOU DOWN!

last night laurence came round and kidnapped grilly tpo the departure lounge. laurence failed to take other hostages (such as myself and my lovely neighbours) as the power of study is greater than his need for love and company. luckily grilly proved once again to be a top banana (BANANA!) and was returned home safely. i hope. laurence however has yet to be seen alive and well. i hope he is not crying.

i am so omnipresent that i have written in my blog at the same time as writing in it.. not to be out done by myself though. how emabresserresing

until next time!!

jess! xxxx

boomshakalak!

do you know what the best news in the world is? WHAT IS IT? i passed my CVT on tuesday! yay me! i can drive a scooter as soon as the nice, and feintly anti-semitic, man at the shop gives me the scooter i have paid for! ENGGGH!i wrote a song about it:

driving my scooter
driving all over town
driving my scooter
trying to mow them down

because i'm a

sidewalk scooter queen
got a helmet on my head
i'm a sidewalk scooter queen
and the pedestrians are dead

i like to drive along the pavement
so get out of the way
mum's with prams wonder what the wave ment (nb. this rhyme was actually used by them illiterate naffsters, the red hot chilli peppers)
driving off road today!

sidewalk scooter queen
lest we forget
sidewalk scooter queen
and i ain't stopping yet

(words and music i. jess)

of course, i would never do anything so irresponsible. no, i'm very glad i've passed and look forward to driving my scooter safely along the highway (which i know the code of very well indeed).

so i'm slowly going vegan, too! which is great because grilly made de-lovely vegan stir-fry the other night, and he offered me and i said no and then, when there was some left over, i asked if i could have some and it was very nice.

mmm. it's quite funny what people think of me. a rich, self-hating jew, as public opinion holds it. it's not true - I LOVE MYSELF!!!!1

word to your mother

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(is this getting boring? what about patronising? hmm? or maybe just downright insulting? ed.)

hello world!

last night laurence came over to our house with a bag of grass (the wonderful card game) and we played that some more. two games, one of which i played in and won! grilly lost both times, he's not very good at it. then grilly, luarenec and i played the "ask the other two a question and they have to say what they think the other person would say" game. this is not a card game and you have to keep points scored in your head, but we forgot to do that. in fact, we frequently forgot to answer for the other person, which was funnny. then laur went home and grilly made me tuck him in to bed, and insisted that i tucked him in very tight in deed. we laughed over it, and i went and got into my bed, and we both cried ourselves to sleep.

tonght is my freind rachels birthday party, and the night after is my birthday party! we have so many friends, we couldn't possibly combine the two into one event. thinking back, we probably should have booked a club, but on the weekend that would have been very expensive. in fact, that would mean we'd have it on one person's anniversary and not the other, and that's a bad idea. actually, a two nighter is probably for the best, then you get to parties for the price of two instead of one for two. hrmph.

augra and out.

jess.xxxxxxxx

ps. this post was imagined by grilly (you can tell, jess would never make so many spelling mistakes).