alright mate...
with 4 minutes to go before the library shuts down and implodes it will be the quickest and worst spelt blog ever. half of freshers fair is almost over and with it goes quite the most boring day ever. enticing people to come write for the paper (come my prettys come, we have sweeties!) just lost its novelty.

the man just came in and switched off the lights. the library is dark and the books are breathing...soon the zombies will come, ghosts of woolf and pound and eliot, to feed on our minds.

mmm. tasty.

the fairtrade man gave me a bar of chocolate. and that made me happy.
so did the prospect of free tickets to electrelane. oh you KNOW youre jealous. god, im even jealous of myself! for being so damn cool.

i am the last one here. not a good situation....