i dunno what happened there. y'all mustve thought i was dumb huh? cos ysee i actually POSTED last friday. where is it? i dunno. not only is my post strangely absent, but i asked all of u if u enjoyed it! 'yes' you said. how could u have? it DOESNT EVEN EXIST! motherfucker.
should i even bother to try and remember what i wrote? nah. suffice it to say, it was slightly funny. not very. just a little.
drove in today. well. no really. i saw the traffic lights, i slowed down and stopped at red lights. no mistakes. i rokka.
yesterday was my last exam! hurrah! spent most of it with rosemary stuffed up my nose (to help with memory) apart from when i tried to walk out the wrong exit to the toilet. yep, i headed out the exam. for a minute there it was unnerving. i couldve been disqualified, and all because of my weak bladder. everyone is still so busy studying tho it sux. went out with domie, joe, fergal and bill to celebrate. the irish fiddling band in the pub were rather jolly. watching charlotte play ffx back at no 67 was cool too, tho she is so way further than me the story keeps getting a little bit more revealed.
tuck banged his head on a sheet of metal getting out of bed tuesday morning. when he went to hospital apparently they wouldnt believe him that it wasnt a stab wound. as domie pointed out, who gets stabbed in the head at 8:30 in the morning? so me and grilly are having a competiton to see who can get stabbed earlier in the morning after its light (so not 2am, thatd be way too easy). have a funny feeling that the winner kind of loses here...
nut cutlets are the way forward. they are so great. u really have to get some. and as for the elusive sozmix, where can i find this holy grail of veganness? answers on a postcard..
saturday night was beths birthday (actually her bday was all of saturday but i only cared about the party). i invited loadsa people to the prince albert fpr drinks after dinner. if you were one of them, i apologise. drunkness and laziness ensured we never made it up the hill. hope u had fun carousing with each other! i had tomatoes for dinner. filled with seeds. cheese removed. and no they wont bring it on a sideplate sorry annabel. dinner was actually fucking great. good conversation, drink, attractive people, what more can you ask for? check me, my overriding memory is becoming the duchess of malmondy, with simon as 'the duch'. see what i did there? well i was drunk... and as for virgins dancing on my tongue, nuff said methinks. but u know u wish ud been there.
im starting to feel a bit like laurence in this pining after the unobtainable. damn. see? i manage to keep this outta the blog for SO long. and there it is popping its cutesy little head round all innocent and wide eyed with a fluffy little tail. or is that p3ta the evil cat who i must take out a restraining order on?
for those of you who werent in chichester lecture theatre on tuesday at 5pm, u missed helene cixous the coolest woman of all time giving a lecture. wow. i am humbled in the presence of a poetic soul. for those of you who were, i hope u too lowered the grade average by walking out of your exam early to be there. we will bring the grade average down comrades!
and finally, lets have a moment of silence for the fallen fish, alphonse, who died in my fish tank on saturday morning. let us all hope that the cat does not dig up his body. thank you.
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